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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

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Behind the Glee: Blame it on the Alcohol

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vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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You don’t have to say anything, Brittany.

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the-most-popular-girls-in-school:

this isn’t how this went 

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